“Rainbow Dash!” Jake stood tall and proud, beady eyes straight. “If you're going to starve to death out in the Choke, at least make sure your death pose looks smextastical for the next changeling queen who decides to buzz the desert landscape a hundred years from now!”
- Yaerfaerda ch. 162

Jake is a constable in the Val Roan military. He has a penchant for making short, curt interjections beginning with the letter 'P', such as "Penguins!"

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